The Original Neighborhood Watch - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Distressed typewriter-style white text reads

Distressed typewriter-style white text reads "WANTED : BEN RICHARDS" and "CALL THE TIP LINE AT" above "1

A small shield shape at the bottom contains "SANDUSKY" and "OH" in smaller white uppercase text

Ornate baroque cartouche rendered in dark brown outlines with elaborate scrollwork and carved detailing tapers to a point at the bottom

That fake tin lid is a monument to confidence with zero life experience

cussing into frozen Kansas wind

The Original Neighborhood Watch - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Distressed typewriter-style white text readsRumsfield treating a cul de sac like a forward operating base is the most honest portrayal of retired military energy ever filmed. Art bringing a cooler to a stakeout proves paranoia pairs best with snacks. Inspired by The Burbs. The Details: Arched bold yellow text with red outlines reads "THE ORIGINAL" above a comic book style illustrated group portrait of Ray Peterson, Art Weingartner, and Lt. Mark Rumsfield. Bold yellow and pink block text reads