Edelen's Braidwood Inn - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly Necks and backs are his

Necks and backs are his specialty

A vintage comic-style illustration depicts a male action figure crawling on all fours in a white tank top and red Santa hat

Golden-orange block text at the bottom reads "VEGAS

Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke

and a hoop earring

Edelen's Braidwood Inn - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly Necks and backs are hisChecking into the Braidwood Inn means accepting their complimentary spooning policy and discovering their pillows have a disturbing lack of pillow credentials. Neal's five stages of grief happened in four seconds flat. Inspired by Planes, Trains and Automobiles. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Edelen's" above bold yellow block letters reading "BRAIDWOOD" flanked by two small yellow stars. White serif and sans serif text below reads