Kenny Powers - La Flama Blanca - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Signing onto a Weyland-Yutani vessel

Signing onto a Weyland-Yutani vessel means your bonus shares come with fine print about acceptable crew losses

Green sans-serif text reads "MINOR LEAGUE" above large purple serif text reading "BASEBALL

and nobody from HR is coming to collect it

Gus Polinski didn't just offer a ride

Connecticut

Kenny Powers - La Flama Blanca - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Signing onto a Weyland-Yutani vesselNaming yourself La Flama Blanca while speaking zero Spanish is exactly the branding move only a man with his own fireworks budget would attempt. Fleeing to Mexico and insisting on a bald eagle backdrop proves the delusion never rests. Inspired by Eastbound & Down. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Kenny Powers in a green "Charros" jersey and green cap with a white "C," flanked by red, white, and blue fireworks, with a bald eagle head