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Arched distressed cream text reads "EL RENO

Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill

Gustave's concierge brotherhood runs tighter than any intelligence agency with better manners

Bold cyan outlined block text reads "EAGLE-5" across the top

Hollywood dealmakers and neighborhood regulars shared the same dining room

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - Unisex T-Shirt st stokie Arched distressed cream text readsTranslating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text