Hal's Quilts - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Mama Fratelli's idea of farm-to-table

Mama Fratelli's idea of farm-to-table involves a basement

with a blue banner reading "FOR THE DURATION" flanked by white stars

Squaring up against a T-Rex in a suit like you're settling a bar tab requires the exact confidence that gets people jurasskicked

A funny design inspired by The Simpsons

Arched orange text reads "COLD BREWED IN PURE SNOW" and "IT'S EVERYWHERE" along the top of a circular badge

Hal's Quilts - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Mama Fratelli's idea of farm-to-tableHal's quilting business has a strict no returns policy enforced by the same guy who locked grandma in a closet. Complain about the stitch count and he'll physically show you the door. Inspired by Happy Gilmore. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "HAL'S QUILTS" above a centered posterized white portrait of Hal with curly hair, a mustache, and a scowl. Distressed white text reading "SINGE" and "1996" flanks the portrait alongside