May The Fores Be With You - Unisex T-Shirt bod1 Parenting a youth athlete means

Parenting a youth athlete means your entire social calendar got replaced by a vague sense that somebody has to be somewhere by 5:30

Spelling it with an E-I-G-H is just plausible deniability for the office party

the other half just heard the theme song

Possession is law on that block

Peaking at adequate takes real commitment when you consider how many brothers are actively trying

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