I Got Black Cats - Unisex Tank Top Color:Navy Connor MacLeod's provenance paperwork is

Connor MacLeod's provenance paperwork is unbeatable because he was literally there

Lassoing on roller skates across a desert is the kind of idea that only happens when a Phoenix sign painter gets fifty bucks and zero oversight

Matching outlined text below reads "YOU NASTY

Blue-footed boobies got named by scientists who knew exactly what they were doing and just dared anyone to say something

" and "1902" flanking a cartoon beet mascot in muted reddish-purple and green

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