The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt Lowell and a team named for

and a team named for the trade carried real civic pride

cold pitchers

and crossed utensils

Grandma sees a lovely boat

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The Cornholio Kid - Unisex Sweatshirt Lowell and a team named forCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie