The North Swole - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest Inspired by Dune

Inspired by Dune

Somewhere a participation trophy is jealous that a fake superlative stole its whole identity

Arched distressed orange serif text reads "Mushnik's" across the top

but wearing the checklist version in broad daylight is a power move

positioned above bold distressed white block letters reading "BURTON'S GYM" with red-orange Chinese characters "体育" and "合格" flanking a larger white "Gym

The North Swole - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Forest Inspired by DuneSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.