The Philosoraptor - Women's T-Shirt Size:3XL Complete with illustrations of iconic

Complete with illustrations of iconic traps like the paint can and hot door knob

" White cursive text reads "It's not a party until the wieners come out

Burned-out neon letters doing more comedic heavy lifting than the entire script is peak sequel energy

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The Philosoraptor - Women's T-Shirt Size:3XL Complete with illustrations of iconicPhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits