Chick Magnet - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Ornate white gothic-serif text below

Ornate white gothic-serif text below reads "Crack Addict

Smaller distressed white text reads "ESTABLISHED" above clean white serif numerals "1987" at the base

but that dollop is strutting like it just dropped the hottest dessert album of the year

Banning "Sweet Caroline" was the one pandemic guideline that actually made bars quieter instead of just sadder

Gray flat graphic of a classic NES game cartridge with a red label area

Chick Magnet - Unisex Hoodie Size:S Ornate white gothic-serif text belowCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout