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while a gold banner reads "HOTEL & CONVENTION CENTER" flanked by Japanese characters

and a phone number you could memorize

Somewhere a tortilla chip is being lowered into queso with more reverence than most people show at church

Doc Brown is one keynote away from defrauding venture capitalists instead of Libyans

Wavy black serif text below reads "IT RUNS IN YOUR JEANS

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