Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Hoodie 70s " A green serpent coiled

" A green serpent coiled around a baseball bat with open fangs sits centered

Arched distressed white serif text reads "LIFT UP

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so both are permanently off the table

Weathered grunge texture covers the entire typographic illustration

Your Mom is My Cardio - Unisex Hoodie 70s " A green serpent coiledPutting a "your mom" joke in gold 1977 Pontiac Trans Am lettering is the typographic equivalent of wearing a tuxedo to a food fight. The font matured but the joke absolutely refused to. The Details: Retro 1970s inline letterforms with parallel striped lines within each character read "YOUR MOM IS MY" in distressed black ink. Bold golden yellow text with a dark outline reads "CARDIO" below in a larger, heavier weight with the same distressed texture