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Wavy white text below reads "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY" in a retro groovy typeface

Matching khakis and department store pastels only make the whole thing more aggressively sincere

Bold cyan text reads "HARRY ELLIS" above a high-contrast stencil-art portrait of Harry Ellis lounging back in a suit

" A blue line-art Parisian street scene depicts the Eiffel Tower

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