Ashley Schaeffer's Farmers Market - Unisex T-Shirt lincoln A small yellow lightning bolt

A small yellow lightning bolt icon anchors the bottom edge

Six messages deep is not money

Distressed white silhouette of a chess knight piece contains bold uppercase block text reading "HANS

" and "Cocktails

rows of sharp white teeth visible

Ashley Schaeffer's Farmers Market - Unisex T-Shirt lincoln A small yellow lightning boltI can feel it down in my plums. They're getting a nice bluish hue, gettin' ready to take 'em to the farmer's market. Special two plums for one. A very funny parody design inspired by Ashley Schaeffer from Eastbound and Down. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton unisex T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition (cotton poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality