Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt cherry hill Red script text reads "Squatchin'"

Red script text reads "Squatchin'" across the top

White block text below reads "Helps You Prove Others Are Dumb

worn print texture across the lettering

Dick's been stuffing beavers since 1969

" with a small white paw print icon at the bottom

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt cherry hill Red script text reads "Squatchin'"Turd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our warm &