Rollatorium - Albany, NY - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie Westerns A large ornate serif display

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Rollatorium - Albany, NY - Vintage Roller Rink - Unisex Hoodie Westerns A large ornate serif displaySlapping a Latin suffix on roller skating and calling it the Rollatorium is the most aggressively midcentury American thing possible, right behind putting cheese in a spray can. Albany even gave it a shield crest like it was a branch of government. The Details: Bold blue serif text reads "ROLLATORIUM" across the top of a gray and blue shield shaped emblem, with "RECREATION RINK" flanked by bullet dots below. A midcentury illustration of a couple