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The Alamo Basement Tours - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL A distressed golden-yellow illustration ofBasement tours at the Alamo sound like a great afternoon until the guide crushes your dreams with seven words. Pee wee survived Large Marge for nothing, and that bicycle is still missing. Inspired by Pee wee's Big Adventure. The Details: Red text reads "THE" above large white bubble style lettering with a red drop shadow reading "ALAMO," overlapping a tan illustration of the Alamo mission facade flanked by two white lone star icons. White blocky text