Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Baseball " and green text reading

" and green text reading "COSTA MESA

Gingerbread men walk around with permanent smiles and glazed eyes

The front says "I'm a professional

Stanley Spadowski's mop got the last word

West Hill Lanes stood at Charleston and Decatur in Las Vegas

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Baseball " and green text readingParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming