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Pizza Party - Unisex Tank Top thehits Smooth jazz rendered in oldPizza Party is the only entry on any ballot with a 100% approval rating and zero attack ads. Both major parties could learn something from a platform built entirely on breadsticks and no term limits. The Details: A row of white stars spans the top above a horizontal white line. Below, an empty blue checkbox sits beside blue text reading "Democratic Party," followed by an empty red checkbox beside red text reading "Republican Party." A white checkbox